lámpaláz
2011.05.05. 13:18Ugyebár sok diák, ha nem akar suliba menni, felmelegíti a lázmérőt a lámpával. Ez a lámpaláz.
Sajnos, igaz!!
2011.05.04. 16:41nyírfás nóra: akkora bunkó a pasim
nyírfás nóra: irtam neki sms hogy kapcsolja be a telóját
nyírfás nóra: és nem
nyírfás nóra: tök bunko... -.-
Hmmm....
2011.05.04. 15:13Nagyon furcsa, hogy Európában tiltják a bigámiát és Vilmos herceg mégis, egyszerre Kate Middletone-t vett feleségül!!
Vigyázzon a szájára!
2011.05.02. 18:23 Egy férfi bemegy a DM-be.
Odaszól az eladónak :
- Kérek egy óvszert baszáshoz!
- Vigyázzon a szájára!
- Akkor kettőt kérek...
rajongónk küldte, köszönet érte!
2011.05.02. 18:22 Miért kopog a facipő?
Mert nem éri fel a csengőt...
Egy kis angol -.-"
2011.05.02. 09:211. Where’s the rabbit? = Hole a new see?
2. I have two cats. = One kate much come.
3. It’s cold outside. = He dag one keen.
4. I have six pocket knives. = One hut bitch come.
5. T-shirt in holes = Luke ash tree cow.
6. The pony is slipping. = Chew seek a cheek cow.
7. I have sixty two goats. = One hut one Kate catch came.
8. Seagull egg = Sheer I toy ash.
9. There are two men over the bushes. = Kate fare fee one a bock Ron tool.
2. I have two cats. = One kate much come.
3. It’s cold outside. = He dag one keen.
4. I have six pocket knives. = One hut bitch come.
5. T-shirt in holes = Luke ash tree cow.
6. The pony is slipping. = Chew seek a cheek cow.
7. I have sixty two goats. = One hut one Kate catch came.
8. Seagull egg = Sheer I toy ash.
9. There are two men over the bushes. = Kate fare fee one a bock Ron tool.
10. I like you! = Beer lack!
11. Mother’s calling you! = A new soul!
12. There’s a shredded crow on the iron. = Tape at war you one a wash on.
13. Wild hemp = What can there.
14. Where is the toilette? = Hole one a wait say?
15. I have two geese. = One Kate Lee bumm.
16. Fixture = All cut race
11. Mother’s calling you! = A new soul!
12. There’s a shredded crow on the iron. = Tape at war you one a wash on.
13. Wild hemp = What can there.
14. Where is the toilette? = Hole one a wait say?
15. I have two geese. = One Kate Lee bumm.
16. Fixture = All cut race
17. Rear end = Hot show race
18. They have the bells rung. (Signs the end of a class.) = Kitchen get neck.
19. Bonny have you got some change? = New see one up road?
20. What the fuck? = Me of us one?
18. They have the bells rung. (Signs the end of a class.) = Kitchen get neck.
19. Bonny have you got some change? = New see one up road?
20. What the fuck? = Me of us one?
21. Adverb = Hut are row Zoe saw
22. Sled = Sun cow
23. There is hair on my hole. = Sir one a you come on.
24. Pigsty = This no all
25. There are two nomad cubs over the bushes. = Kate no mud touch cow one a bock Ron tool.
26. Wallpaper = Tap ate a
27. Toothpick = Fog peace call low
22. Sled = Sun cow
23. There is hair on my hole. = Sir one a you come on.
24. Pigsty = This no all
25. There are two nomad cubs over the bushes. = Kate no mud touch cow one a bock Ron tool.
26. Wallpaper = Tap ate a
27. Toothpick = Fog peace call low
Vitz
2011.05.02. 09:16Műszaki boltban:
-Helló, mikrohullámú-sütőtök van?
-Öööö, Béla, gyeremá' bazzeg', valami hülye mikrohullámú sütőtököt keres!
